鸵鸟的幸福,只是一堆沙子。Ostrich happiness is just a pile of sand.
念了十几年书,想起来还是幼儿园比较好混!Read more than ten years of books, or kindergarten is better mix!
洗脸的时候发现原来我嘴巴很小,也是樱桃小口嘛。When I wash my face, it turns out that my mouth is very small, and it is also a small mouth of cherry.
如果有一天姐变的很疯狂,请告诉别人,姐淑女过。If one day, sister becomes crazy, please tell others, ladies and gentlemen too.
每个人出生的时候都是原创,可悲的是,很多人渐渐都成了盗版!Everyone is born at the time of originality, sadly, a lot of people gradually become pirated!
牛粪终归是牛粪,上锅蒸了也不会变成香饽饽。It is cow dung, steam will not become xiangbobo.
我知道你就是我今生要等的人,所以我要用我的今生来爱你!I know that you are the person I want to wait for, so I will love you with my life!
曾以为我是那崖畔的一枝花,后来才知道,不过是人海一粒渣。I thought I was a flower on the Bank of the cliff, and then I realized that it was just a piece of slag.
我费劲千辛万苦爬上梯子的顶端,却发现梯子搭错了墙头。Our strenuous journey to climb the top of the ladder, but found the ladder against the wrong wall.
有时候,不是对方不在乎你,而是你把对方看的太重。Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but you look at the other side too much.
结婚就是给自由穿件棉衣,活动起来不方便,但会很温暖。Marriage means wearing a cotton padded dress for free. It is not convenient, but it will be very warm.
每一个不想谈恋爱的人,心里都住着一个不可能的人!Every person who doesn’t want to fall in love lives in an impossible person!
我们的目标:向钱看,向厚赚。Our goal: money, to make thick.
如果是真的,我想再多看你几眼,我怕我以后会忘了你。If it is true, I want to see you a few more, I’m afraid I’ll forget you later.
你等着吧,总有一天我会让你成为我未来儿子的妈妈!You wait, and someday I’ll make you my future son’s mother!
在职场中就应该像柯南那样,有一种我走到哪就让别人死到哪的霸气。In the workplace should be like Conan, there is a kind of where I go, let others die where the domineering.
你丫头顶高压锅盖,身批破衣麻袋,自称东方不败,其实心里变态。You top pressure cooker, new clothes bag, claiming Invincible Eastern, in fact heart metamorphosis.
我擦,手机看新闻看多了,看报纸还想双击把图片放大!I wipe my cell phone, watch the news, see the newspaper, also want to double-click to enlarge the picture!
能够说出的委屈,便不算委屈;能够抢走的爱人,便不算爱人。The grievances that can be uttered are not considered to be wronged; the lovers who can take them are not lovers.
执子之手,将子拖走。子说不走,好吧,关门放狗!Hold the hand of the child and drag the child away. The son said no, okay, close the dog!