有时候肥也是一种美，起码我肥而不腻。Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I’m fat but not greasy.
成熟不是心变老，而是装逼的次数越来越少。Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer and fewer times of pretending to force.
世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶。The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don’t play.
姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。I’m not a customer service person. You have no right to ask me to answer this and that.
我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。I have the ability to be a girl, but I’m a girl.
那些迈不过去的坎儿，还不是因为你腿短！It’s not because of your short legs that you can’t walk past!
做一个吃货无忧无虑，当一个痴货无牵无挂。To be a carefree eater, to be a fool.
友情就像花瓶一样，被人一捣鼓就碎了。Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.
有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了。Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.
这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。It’s too hot this day. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.
不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！Don’t call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!
老师，你给我多少分，我就祝你活到多少岁。Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.
有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。Some things need not be argued, obeyed on the surface and resisted secretly.
你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。You are the song in my heart, always make me thrill.
我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁。I don’t like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper, Ma next door.
暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！Secret love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy!
找男朋友的要求不高，跟女孩子讲过话的不要。It’s not very demanding to find a boyfriend. Don’t talk to a girl.
有时你想放弃老师，在此同时老师也想放弃你。Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.
自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.
生活不只有眼前的苟且，还有数不清的作业。Life is not just about living in front of you, there are countless homework.
