看见你我就想起来牛魔王。I would like to see your demon.
你不是在犯贱就是在犯贱的路上。You’re not in the way I.
得知你不好过我也就安心了！I’m relieved to learn that you’re not!
江山如画皮，人生如梦遗。Jiangshan as painted, Life is but a dream..
我看你是痴人说梦异想天开了吧！I think you are fantastic tell some fantastic tales!
无理取闹，必有所图！Vexatious, have a map!
我最后再告诉你一次！I’m telling you for the last time.
只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞。As long as you look up the ozone layer will break the hole.
别以为你是狗就可以乱咬人！Don’t think you’re a dog!
你永远都是个当小三的货色。You’ll always be a small three.
你到底为什么不跟我说实话？Why on earth didn’t you tell me truth?
水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。Water to clear, no fish, people are invincible.
你活着浪费空气、死了浪费土地。You live a waste of air, a waste of land.
连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保。Even the sun is not enough to lose the sun.
听君一席话，省我十本书。Listen to your words, my ten book.
别怕！Don’t panic！
怎么是你，满嘴的海蛎子味道！How are you, with the taste of oyster!
你早上拿妇炎洁刷的呀吧！You take the morning brush Ah Fu Yan Jie!
你长得很抽象。You are very abstract.
远看一朵花，近看一堆牛屎渣。Far see a flower, in a pile of cow dung slag.