什么不好当，竟然去当街头乞丐的情人，你还真是恬不知耻。And what is bad when, when street beggar’s lover, you are really shameless.
你是你妈跟别的男人生的野种，有本事你去跟你爸做DNA鉴定。You are your mother and other male bastards in life, have skill you to like your dad do DNA identification.
不知道当年你爸你妈咋教你的，天生没教养，我们学也学不会。Don’t know when your father your mother teach you at first sight, naturally, neglected, we don’t learn also.
总觉得自己很了不起，你唯一出总的地方就是你的那股子骚劲。Always think oneself is very great, you are the only out a general place is that share all of you.
那么贱的人还说自己是小三，恐怕你自己得了梅毒都还不自知呢！So cheap man said that he is a virgin, I’m afraid you have crabs are still don’t even know it!
你以为你会骂几句就天下无敌了吗？请你不要那么风趣幽默好吗？What do you think you will scold a few words of world-beater? Would you please don’t be so funny?
说我嫉妒你？你也不擦干眼角的眼屎看清楚你自己是个什么货色。Say I’m jealous of you? You also don’t dry canthus gum to see yourself what is the stuff.
给10个傻子发条短信，我当时就哭了，我只认识你一个，我完了。To 10 fool clockwork SMS, I cried at that time, I know you only one, I’m finished.
遇事要先从自己身上找原因，别一拉不出屎就怪地球没有吸引力。He want to find reasons from yourself first, don’t blame the earth unattractive one couldn’t pull the excrement.
你长得让我实在不敢恭维，只要你一出现就引起人民公愤的骚动。You let me dare not flatter really, as long as you appear cause the disturbance of public wrath.
有病就吃药，不知道吃什么药就去青山医院问问，会有适合你的。Take medicine unhealthily, do not know what to eat medicine will go to the castle peak hospital ask, will there be for you.
就算你再不好意思也别把屁股当脸用，用屁股对着别人不礼貌啊！Even if you don’t not bashful don’t also when face to the bottom, with a bottom to others not polite!
我不和一个具有轻度弱智的智障人计较，这会有损我的高贵形象。I don’t a person with mild mental retardation of mentally disabled is willing, it will harm the image of my noble.
别人骂你，你说畜生你骂谁，他若是说话，你便说哦，畜生骂我啊。Others scold you, you said animal who scold you, if he talk, you said oh, beast to scold me.
我是三不控：控制不了不上网，控制不了不打架，控制不了不骂人。My point is: can’t control don’t get to the Internet, can’t control don’t fight, can’t control don’t call names.
说老娘男人是两条腿的男人，哎呦，看来你男人是三条腿的蛤蟆啊！Old niang said men are two legs of a man, oh, it seems you man is a three-legged toad!
不要给你一点脸你就不知道自己是个什么东西了？脸也是自己挣的。Don’t give you face you don’t know oneself is a what? Face is also of its own to earn.
你脑袋有个巨坑吧！要不我往你脑袋填了那么多的东西都还没满呢！You head have a big pit! Or I fill your head so many things are still not full!
你的存在只是为了满足物种的多样性，所以你别太拿自己当回事了。You exist only in order to meet the diversity of species, so you don’t take yourself too seriously.
你有没有发现你说的都是一堆废话？我完全可以无视你那垃圾语言。Have you found what you said is a load of crap? I can totally ignore you that garbage language.