我觉得那些可爱擅长杂耍的猴子，或许是你的亲戚。I think those are good at juggling and lovely monkeys may be your relatives.
告诉我你有多贱，我就告诉你哪个饺子里没有刀片。Tell me how much you mean, I will tell you which dumplings without blade.
孩子请你记住，过度谦虚那不叫优雅，那叫无能好么！Children please remember, excessive modesty that not elegant, it called incompetent good yao!
我有一段很长的恋爱史，贯穿我的一生，那就是自恋。I have a long love history, throughout my life, that is narcissistic.
你还真是烂泥扶不上墙啊！把你扶上墙了你还往下掉。You is really the mud helps not on the wall! To help you on the wall for you to fall off.
你们妈妈是不是也说过这句话：你和你爸都一个德行。Your mother also said that this sentence: you and your dad is a virtue.
你他妈那么喜欢被人擦，我想说我退出我不喜欢兽交。His mother then you like to be that person, I want to say I quit I don’t like bestiality.
就你长着那酷似屁股的脸，别人想爆还需要闭上双眼。As you grow in the face that looks like a chrysanthemum, others want to still need to close your eyes.
贱人的生活方式就是，只许自己吃屎，不许别人放屁。Bitch’s way of life is that when you eat shit, no others break wind.
做了班干部这个芝麻绿豆官，就四处炫耀，果然脑残。The class cadre the sesame green beans, just to show off everywhere, indeed as expected brain-dead.
我剩下的你就想利用是吗，对不起，他的心还在我这。I left you want to use is it, I’m sorry, but his heart is in my hand.
多年以后，我会依然记得那个偷了我半块橡皮的同桌。Over the years, I still remember that stole my deskmate half a piece of rubber.
你在混乱的进化过程中，显然忽略了大众的审美观点。In the process of the evolution of the chaos, you obviously ignored the public’s aesthetic point of vie
知道为什么人比花漂亮么，因为话没有嘴巴说它漂亮。You know why people more beautiful than flowers, because no mouth speak it beautiful.
你那么努力长的像个人，我也就不说你长得丑什么了。Your efforts so long as individual, I what also don’t say you are ugly.
歹毒的生活把我们变成了这样，受过高等教育的流氓。Turn us into a vicious life in this way, rogue with higher education.
难道你是吃大姨妈拌饭长大的，怪不得长那么恶心呢！Don’t you eat the big aunt mix rice grew up, it’s no wonder that long so disgusting!
平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。Scold you calculate at ordinary times, have to wait for me beat you, didn’t know I both brawn.
我是傻子堆儿里面的天才，你就是天才堆儿里的傻子。I am a fool in the wired genius, you are the fool in genius they collectively.
班长班长，左一巴掌，右一巴掌，打到噼里啪啦的响！Monitor of the class monitor, left a slap, right slap, hit or ring!