你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉粪了。If you flowers, cow couldn’t pull the dung.
骚是个性吗？那我承认你很个性。SAO is personality? I admit that your very individual character.
你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。Your new love, so not is a whore.
你要是长的不丑还真的挺漂亮的。If you don’t ugly also really pretty.
老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。The old niang become a swan, you or an egg?
你们家里没厕所吗，你来这里乱喷？Your home no toilet, disorderly spray you been here?
你说吧，你是想死呢还是不想活了？Are you, you want to die or don’t want to live?
你真聪明，居然还知道自己是个人。You’re so smart, incredibly still know yourself as a person.
无性无爱假正经，有情有义真淫贼。Sex without love prude, sentient beings have righteousness real rogue.
我们都很傻，可我是装傻，你是真傻。We are all very silly, but I am a clown, you are really stupid.
凡我放不下的，必是因为我拥有不了的。All that I can not let go, it is because I have too.
有娘养没爹教的杂种，没资格和我说话。Hybrid haven’t dad taught a bastard, can’t talk to me.
你就是我泼出去的水，谁能装得了就装。Who is I pour out the water, you can got it.
想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽。Surely must be one of the best human scum, beast of a beast.
世上本没有帅哥、科技高了、自然便有了。This not a handsome boy, high science and technology in the world, have naturally.
有多少爱可以乱来，有多少破鞋还在等待。How many love can behave in such a way, how many a whore is still waiting for.
自从买了保险后，我过马路也不看红灯了。Since bought insurance, I also don’t see the red light to cross the road.
哟！这是谁裤裆门没拉，怎么把你漏出来啦！Hey! Who is this crotch didn’t pull door, how do you leak!
念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混。Read the book more than ten years, think of and in kindergarten is better.
你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。You haven’t evolved, long like a person really hard for you.
