我只为人民币服务，谢谢。I just for the service, thank you.
我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。I like of the person, all in the hard disk.
人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！People don’t clever, also learn bald!
走自己的路，让别人打车去吧！Walk yourself’s road, let others take a taxi.
姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。Elder sister never copied, but didn’t say don’t copy.
傻与不傻，要看你会不会装傻。Stupid and not dumb, should see you will be.
从天堂到地狱，哥只是路过人间。From heaven to hell, elder brother just passing by.
将薪比薪想一下，算了，不想活了。Think about it than will pay salary, calculate, don’t want to live.
路漫漫其修远兮，不如我们去打的。I see road, why don’t we go to take a taxi.
众里寻他千百度，没病你就走两步。He found thousands of baidu, you take two steps have no disease.
种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！Grass don’t let a person to lie, it is better to switch to a cactus!
泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。Pour out the water, Lao tze even basin all don’t.
如果这都不算爱，那我宁愿卖白菜。If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.
穷耐克，富阿迪，流氓一身阿玛尼。Poor Nike, adi rich, rogue armani.
晚上想想千条路，早上起来走原路。Night think about one thousand road, go up in the morning.
天上不会掉馅饼，因为我们不相信。Heaven will fall pie, because we don’t believe it.
男人的实力，就是你兜里的人民币。The strength of a man, is your pocket renminbi.
人家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影。The others have their background, while the back there is only me.
老子不打你，你就不知道我文武双全。Lao tze not hit you, you don’t know my coursework in both.
自从得了精神病，我的精神就好多了！Since the lunatic, my spirits revived.